While he was tempted to stay in, watch some television and eat left-over pizza, Ralph decided to honor his family's Christmas Eve ritual of going to a movie. That title would have to go to the college roommate who set the two of them up for a session with a hooker in a creaky double-wide trailer. Terry was a good roommate for the 32-year-old Ralph at least, he wasn't the worst. Terry, his roommate, answered and then neglected to put the phone on hold so Ralph's parents got a lot more information than Ralph would have liked. It's Christmas Eve, and Ralph was otherwise involved with an erotic quintet of digitized beauties when his parents called. Ralph Pincus, Occultist Extraordinaire is Book One of Marcus Lambert's dark horror comedy series, The World of Ralph Pincus, Book 1. When in dire straits, Lindsey the vampire asks Gabe about his Jesus wishes, and he replies with, “I may have lost count.” A giggling fit took hold of me when Lindsey retorted with, “How can you lose count? There are only three.” This book has everything from sex, drugs, violence, and a fantastic cast of characters with anecdotes that will leave you begging for more. Lambert does an awesome job of using elements of urban fairy tale types - fantasy with gay unicorns, corrupted elves, and their boss. The action is fast, gory, and not for the meek. Marcus Lambert tells this tale with a sense of humor in the dialogs that reminded me of a cross between American Werewolf In London and Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction. Years later, two of the other children involved also joined the group: Gabe’s younger brother Michael, and Ezekiel. Gabe’s father and the priest join in as deadly battle ensues with guns and other weapons, including a flame thrower. As the show starts, his trunk begins thumping, and a bunch of possessed toy animals begins attacking. ![]() It was the first day of vacation Bible school and Finney Quill, a magician dressed as a clown, was to perform. Ralph is recruited to the foul mouthed and perverse ring of hunters that includes a vampire, a pastor, and Gabe, who had inherited his father’s position at age five when his father was killed in front of him at their church. Ralph Pincus, Occultist Extraordinaire by Marcus Lambert is a fantastical tale about a group of evangelical sorcerers on a crusade to cleanse humanity of evil zombies. ![]() Reviewed by Stephen Fisher for Readers' Favorite Be sure to tell the author who you are, what organization you are with, how many books you need, how they will be used, and the number of reviews, if any, you would be able to provide. To begin, click the purple email icon to send this author a private email. This author is willing to donate free copies of their book in exchange for reviews (if circumstances allow) and the knowledge that their book is being read and enjoyed. This author participates in the Readers' Favorite Book Donation Program, which was created to help nonprofit and charitable organizations (schools, libraries, convalescent homes, soldier donation programs, etc.) by providing them with free books and to help authors garner more exposure for their work. To begin, click the purple email icon to send this author a private email, and be sure to describe your book or include a link to your Readers' Favorite review page or Amazon page. ![]() What sites your reviews are posted on (B&N, Amazon, etc.) and whether you send digital (eBook, PDF, Word, etc.) or hard copies of your books to each other for review is up to you. Simply put, you agree to provide an honest review an author's book in exchange for the author doing the same for you. This author participates in the Readers' Favorite Book Review Exchange Program, which is open to all authors and is completely free. ![]() You and the author will discuss what sites you will post your review to and what kind of copy of the book you would like to receive (eBook, PDF, Word, paperback, etc.). The author will provide you with a free copy of their book in exchange for an honest review. This author participates in the Readers' Favorite Free Book Program, which is open to all readers and is completely free.
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